In the demo
Banana Soldier
Former guard of the agency annex. Stopped the first pickup in the square.
Permission to handle it!
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Bananapedia
Characters, places and the story of Bananistan.
Plinc
Dragana
Banana Soldier
King Nanner
Characters
The agency
Twenty agents in five departments.
Basic Infantry
first on the sceneIn the demo
Banana Archer
Scout of the Maturia trails. Can hit a cargo label from a distance.
Wind checked. Target too.
In the demo
Banana Lancer
Used to direct port traffic. Still asks invaders to respect the queue.
This queue isn't moving.
In the demo
Banana Grenadier
Ran the effects for national parades. Counts every capsule twice.
One, two… that one's gone!
Heavy Artillery
when the problem gets biggerIn training
Swolenana
Rescue veteran. Always wants to be where the invasion hits hardest.
Cover? I brought it.
In training
Bananator
Moved hazardous cargo in Rust-7. Clears residents out of the way before punching.
How hard was I supposed to push?
In training
Captain Bananbeard
Knows the channels better than any map. Charges for parking on deck.
Public cannon. Private aim.
In training
Bananiper
Lookout-post watcher. Files one-line reports.
Report: one target fewer.
Science & Elements
understand, then respondIn training
Robonana
Born a banana; built a mechanical body to keep up with the ideas.
Resistance detected. Ours.
In training
Dr. Bananstein
Researches root energy. Patent applications arrive singed.
It worked better on paper!
In training
Banachemist
Fermentation Valley chemist. Breaks pickup seals.
It's not a potion. It's a procedure.
In training
Brrrnana
Ran the warehouse cold chain. Shivers even in the heat.
Take a seat. Stay frozen.
Special Operations
cases that don't fit on the formIn training
Dragana
Firefighter from Mount Ember. Fierce with collectors, gentle with teacups.
Keep the paperwork back.
In training
Dracanana
Keeps Maturia's ancient pacts and treats every advantage as a contract clause.
Your advantage has expired.
In training
Boo-nana
An archivist who came back after dying because there was paperwork pending.
I still have pending business.
In training
Bananinja
Inspects the routes unseen. Silent rival of the motion sensor.
Already been there.
Command & Support
keeping the country runningIn training
King Nanner
Loves ceremonies, but won't negotiate one rule: the crown doesn't own the people.
The kingdom thanks you. So do I.
In training
DJ Peelz
Ran the national radio. Treats alien signals as an offensive mix.
Tune in to the defense!
In training
Party Banana
Was throwing the party the invasion interrupted. Gathers people like no one else.
The party continues later. Promise.
In training
Bebanana
A diplomat who keeps an alien agent talking while residents get away.
Before the pickup, a toast?
The invaders
INTERGULA
INTERGULA's first report on Bananistan logged the residents' speech as acoustic ripeness signaling
. Houses became rigid packaging
. The government, a local inventory organization system
.
Customer Service
Consultant Plinc
Employee of the month for three hundred months running. Doesn't command fleets or sign contracts: he reads the script. Everything a customer says is very important, which is why it goes in the queue.
Processing
Executive Blender
Measures success in capacity per minute. Takes the field when collectors miss their targets and considers resistance a failure in material preparation.
Logistics
Admiral Colander
Commands saucers, freighters and landing routes. Talks like someone sorting out a late delivery. Every defeat on the ground becomes a reason to send more from the sky.
Acquisitions
Director of Compliance
A walking filing safe with rubber-stamp hands and a drawer for a mouth. His job is to keep Bananistan classified as a harvest, whatever it takes.
Campaign
Eight chapters
Later chapters stay sealed until launch.
Prologue
Unauthorized delivery
The welcome in the square turns into a pickup attempt. The agency gets a new phone, which starts ringing before it's plugged in.
Act I · Bunchville
Keep the streets open
The invaders try to shut the capital's access roads. Markets, services and evacuation have to keep running, whatever the shift costs.
Act II · Maturia Jungle
Names in the roots
Collectors hunt for the Mother Bunches and map the root network. Someone has to reach the records of the first generations before they do.
Act III · Rust-7
Property in use
The workshops become an assembly line for the fleet's machines. The Executive Blender comes in person to take over processing.
SealedAct IV · Mount Ember
Permission to heat up
Case in progress. Not available for consultation.
SealedAct V · Fermentation Valley
Off-recipe ingredient
Case in progress. Not available for consultation.
SealedAct VI · Capital Under Invasion
Appeal in the field
Case in progress. Not available for consultation.
SealedAct VII · mothership
Reverse logistics
This case is not in the archive. If it were, it would be sealed.
Regions
Bananistan
Six regions, each with its own maps.
01Bunchville
The capital. Cream façades, coral awnings and a roundabout still waiting to be opened.
02Maturia Jungle
Thick roots, ruins of old public offices and trails only the Archer knows.
03Rust-7
Workshops, cranes and smokestacks. Everything there is property in use, Bananator included.
04Mount Ember
Basalt, lava and Dragana's bloodline. Heating up requires a permit.
05Fermentation Valley
Glass tanks, copper pipes and mushrooms nobody should taste. Banachemist disagrees.
06Capital Under Invasion
The same Bunchville, with acquisition clamps on every corner. Case in progress.
Trivia
Trivia
Tap a decree to flip it.
Common
Budget Cut
The agency never had the budget for a second printer.
Common
Case Closed
Before the invasion, the B.A.N.A.N.A.'s most famous case was a missing lunchbox. It was upstairs.
Rare
Employee of the Month
Consultant Plinc has been employee of the month for three hundred months in a row.
Rare
Timesheet
Boo-nana came back after dying because there was paperwork pending. The agency still doesn't know how to update the timesheet.
Epic
Diplomatic Toast
Bebanana has never explained what's in the glass.
Legendary
Jurisdiction Dispute
On the day of the invasion, the other offices were debating whether it was a war, an illegal import or a health inspection matter. The agency went to answer the call.